another day at latté

As soon as da exam waz over, king, nigga boy, shine, beaver, max, 4pack nd loose pants wen2 latté. But da prob waz that most of ‘em wer in their uniforms…den cam 4pack 2 da rescue who wen2 his house nd got shirts for evry1. Though da shirts wer not compatible wid most of ‘em, they had no other choice but 2 wear ‘em….lol it waz so funny 2 c shine wid his shirt sumin below his knees. Der waz 1 more prob waitin for us at latté….der waz no space for us nd we wer forced 2 sit on da terrace wer it waz rainin. 4pack waz masterin da art of *o**ah. Nigga boy waz bored big time cuz he waz da only person who din hv da habit. King had troubles frm da very beginnin. Shine had occassional trials….he improved a lot frm da last time. Max waz zad cuz we had 2 leave soon without hvin much of it. King nd Shine had their usual sugar sachets (diabetes is sure on their way). 4pack waz high afta da trials. We soon had 2 depart.

Another group of ppl had 2 go 2 grill room afta da exam….but waz cancelled due 2 improper organisation. Evry1 cudn’t meet afta da exam due 2 varyin timings. So da plan waz postponed 2 near future.

So wat did u ppl do afta da exam tday??? comment it on dis page.

———-MAX

Street Fight

Dis video has byn taken secretly by a member of dis site. So pls do comment on it.

—–stranger

26 July – Math.

This guy called anirudh gujrale was escorted into the class by mr. raman and mr. waghrey…he had won the bronze medal in the international maths olympiad. According to raman, he not only made fiitjee proud but made india proud too.He was supposedly the team leader too.He is also IIT AIR 236 doing his mechanical at IIT-Madras.

Coming to the funny part,

Vajpayee stared at the medal for like 10 seconds to check if it was original or got from koti. He started laughing which meant that it was original only. After some time he started laughing at all of us in a very funny way…he was like that he had taught him.So some of them were like sir, dont worry we’ll get the gold. He got pissed off with that and did his trademarak “Silence everybody”

All in all : It was fun.

—– stranger

ACCIDENTS!!! (3 IN A DAY)

One day after college, all of us decided to go to Latte for obvious reasons.

Only shotgun’s car was there and 6 of us jumped into the car.

Shotgun experiencing unexpected worries kept asking others if they could get their car.

As were passing by my house i said i’ll check if my car is in the house but it wasn’t .. so we headed to shotgun’s house .. Tallgun managed to get his car.

Naik,King,Tallgun and I went in Tallgun’s car with him driving.

#1

Then, at one turning tallgun went so close to an innova and provoked them.

Frightened because of Tallgun the innova overtook us and went ahead. So this was not actually an accident but an intension 2 scare da innova guy.

#2

But, Unsatisfied with the happening Tallgun went and banged the innova from behind slowly.

The Man driving got down and started shouting at Tallgun .. Just then, a lady got down from the car and opened the passenger seat side’s door .. and started shouting at King.. as he started to argue .. she slammed the door at him …King wanted 2 slap that fat ass but couldnt do it cuz it took place in a crowded area (even if it wasn’t crowded, he couldn’t hv done that cuz he has no guts).

Then, we reached Latte and had some fun with the world class Entertainer Naik…

After we got out of latte .. shotgun was keen on roaming around in the cars .. but this time.. Fatty drove Tallgun’s car for safety reasons as he was experienced in driving after passing 7 driving schools in Delhi. ..

But, Shotgun again wanted to see Tallgun drive .. so shotgun’s car was emptied and every1 sat in tallgun’s car..

#4

as we kept going on an empty road .. there was a GHMC caution board .. on seeing that board, Tallgun wid an intension of showin his drivin skills cut so close wid a water-tanker, then understeered near da boards and banged a Pulsar 150 (which was stopped right in front of da boards in da middle of da road wid da guy speakin on his phone) hard from behind .. King, Fatty, Naik nd shortgun wer pissin in their pants but i was suprised 2 c tallgun keepin his kool.

After 30 mins discussion and argument we got out of the problem coz the victim was a nice man …

And the best part of the whole thing was that Tallgun had to take the car back home within one hour and after repairing all the damages..

and then, due to shotgun’s generous heart, payment was made ..

Tallgun’s dad threw a private party at home and Tallgun enjoyed it till the last minute ..

CAST:
Tallgun-lead role
Shotgun-Billing
Supporting cast- Hyena,Naik,King,Fatty.

TALLGUN’S MAIN LINES THROUGHOUT …..

SORRY .. IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN …

SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY

SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY

SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY

———-Hyena

professor’s bday

R.I.P. Heath Ledger

Heath Andrew Ledger (April 4, 1979 – January 22, 2008) was an Academy Award-, BAFTA-, Golden Globe-, and SAG Award-nominated Australian film and television actor. After appearing in television roles during the 1990s, Ledger developed a movie career, appearing in nearly 20 films. He starred in both critical and box-office successes, including 10 Things I Hate About You, The Patriot, Monster’s Ball, A Knight’s Tale, Brokeback Mountain, and The Dark Knight. For his portrayal of Ennis Del Mar in Brokeback Mountain, Ledger won the 2005 New York Film Critics Circle Award for Best Actor and the 2006 “Best Actor” award from the Australian Film Institute and was nominated for the 2005 Oscar for “Best Actor in a Leading Role” and the 2006 “Best Actor” award from the BAFTA, as well as won an MTV Movie Award with Jake Gyllenhaal, for their “best kiss” in the film.

He played the Joker in the movie The Dark Knight, shortly before his death on January 22, 2008, from an accidental prescription drug overdose at age 28. His final film performance, uncompleted at the time of his death, is the role of Tony in Terry Gilliam’s forthcoming film The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Posthumously, on February 23, 2008, he shared the 2007 Independent Spirit Robert Altman Award with the rest of the ensemble cast, the director, and the casting director of the film I’m Not There, in which he portrayed a character named “Robbie Clark”, based on a stage in the life of Bob Dylan.

In addition to his work as an actor and as a producer and director of music videos, he also aspired to be a film director.

Numerous actors have made statements expressing their sorrow at Ledger’s death, including Daniel Day-Lewis who dedicated his Screen Actors Guild Award to Ledger, saying that he was inspired by Ledger’s acting; Day-Lewis praised Ledger’s performances in Monster’s Ball and Brokeback Mountain, describing the latter as “unique, perfect.”

Tribute:

————-MAX

Inaugural Arm Wrestling Challenge ©

The much awaited nd hyped ARM WRESTLING CHALLENGE © ‘ll b declared open on 6th August, ‘08, i.e da cumin wednesday*. Both da 11th graders nd da 12th graders r invited. The opponents ll b chosed randomly by da honourable moderators LOL. Interested ppl can post their application as a comment 2 dis post. On da inaugural day, da applicants r 2 meet max in da long-break (i.e. 8.10 am) sharp. Da points tally will b updated regularily on dis blog. Dis challenge is 2 take place once evry week. Da person wid da most num of points at da end of each month ll b fecilitated.

Nd da best part is that sponsorships r accepted. 1 competitor can hv max 2 sponsors. Da sponsors can trade their players at da end of evry month as soon as da winner is announced. Sponsors can submit their forms as a comment 2 dis post wid their details nd that of their players. kool right? Da winnin player nd his 2 sponsors get a treat by da other sponsors…no turnin bak. So choose ur players wisely.

This is a issue of prestige….so don take it lyte. Wanna impress sum1, then this platform might help u. It is also a matter of self-respect. So gv ur best 2 it !!!!!

LAST DATE FOR APPLICATIONS IS 4TH AUG.

OPPENENTS LL B PAIRED UP RANDOMLY ND PUT ON DA BLOG ON 5th AUG….SO DO CUM BAK.

CAN NY1 HELP US BY RECOMMENDIN DA RIGHT PLACE 2 HOST DIS EVENT cuz it cant take place in da classrooms.

* date of da competetion is subjected 2 change without prior notice. In case of a change, it will immediately b updated on da blog. So keep checkin…

** Terms nd Conditions apply

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Teaser:

A funny way to win an arm wrestling battle

———-MAX

2 accidents in 1 day…..damnt !!!!!

Huh !! wat a day it was…..2 accidents in 1 day damn!!!! % days bak, 1 of da moderators along wid his frnds met wid 2 freakin accidents (actually 1 very minor nd 1 not-soo-major). 6 days bak, max totalled his car on banjara hills rd no. 45. Max nd his frnds wer goin 2 sum undisclosed place in his car nd beaver (another moderator)’s car fully loaded…sum ppl even had 2 sit in da trunk. LOL.

Evrytng was fyn until sum freak breaked his innova suddenly. Max was speedin up as da innova was far ahead…..but then due 2 da sudden brakin of da innova-bastard, max’s car jus touched da innova’s bumper. Then da bastard cam outta his car nd so did max nd had a verbal fight afta which da innova-bastard gv up nd left.

As usual, rd no. 45 was empty nd max was speedin up. Der wer caution boards 500m away nd der was also a water tanker parked behind da barricades. Max went whiskers-close nd cut wid da water tanker in an amazin style. All of his frnds in his car wer pissin in dis pants….especially beaver. Then max tried 2 understeer near da barricades nd was successful. But who knew that der was a bike right in front of da barricades….da unwanted tng happened. Da bike skid sum 100m or so nd da 2 pillion-riders also skid nd got their skin on their legs ripped slightly (jus a minor case). All of us got outta da car nd lifted da bike nd those 2 persons up. 1 person was not even able 2 walk… shit!!! We helped them by gvin water nd by washin their minor-wounds. Max was so tensed that he was sweatin badly wid his shirt drenched. Max alone spoke 2 them nd tried convincin them. Afta sum 30 mins of convincin nd makin up sum fake stories, they were about 2 leave. But then da bike din start. Afta sum adjustments wid da engine, it started…..but then da mud-pad was interferin wid da tyre. Max nd beaver had a hard time fixin it. Then they left nd evry1 had sum relief on their faces.

Der wer sum very minor-damages to max’s car which got fixed due 2 beaver’s help.

Afta all, it was as ny other day for max cuz he alwayz lyks to lv life on da edge……

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Teaser:

will b uploaded soon…….keep visitin

Depression Week

Hey everyone,

Before officialy announcing the reshuffling of the best batch in Fiitjee, A05, I’d like to give an update on what has actualy happened last week in the heart of Fiitjee. The week started off on a good note. A farewell for A05 was celebrated in Cafe Latte. The bad news also starts from here…..

Our Site Administrator Max hit his car 4 times that day! Yes 4 times! No joke…. All the other adminstrators and a few readers were also present at the scene. Our administrator got royaly jacked for the rest of the week…

I also ended up paying for repairs for people around me and was struck by the super duper bumper offer “Buy one get one free”.. TWICE!! And I had no one to copy from during the Phase Test..

Pumpkin as usual was in depression as everyone around him were sipping away coke…. He is banned from coke and people who are reading this are requested to tempt him as much as they can to have coke…

AKA BAKRA is still dumbstruck with Shravan Kumar and is trying to avoid any physical contact with him.

America is sad that all his uniform pants’ buttons have broke and that he is not the strongest in arm wrestling in class.

Mr. Patnaik is depressed as once the reshuffling is done, the class won’t *SHINE* for some mysterious reason.

Brand Factory is also depressed as there are no special offers in brand factory….

Dhruv Garg also got screwed for playing football with a broken tile today…. He was going to be suspended for the same reason. Now how dumb can the discipline incharges in fiitjee get?

All the Kumar’s are also depressed with their performance on the Phase test and their chances of getting in to A05 are shady…

The case is the same with a bird brain in our class who was supposed to be in A01, we could call him Monk for now.

And from what I have noticed even the teachers were quite sad this week,

French Drunkard for the first time in Fiitjee history did not have a full peg in the mornings….

N Babu is also going to miss us and is depressed that his hair is growing off and he wont have the Gajini look anymore…

GK is also quite sad that many people messed up in BITSAT…

Alok Baldie also is sad that he is losing hair and even when phase one is coming to an end, no one listens to him in class….

Hopefully most of us will be together once again and once again earn the title as The Worst Batch…

-BEAVER

Soccer Results (5th July)

Guess wat??!!! it has been 3 months since i last played soccer. At last, came da chance – a match btwn da 11th graders ( A-team) nd 12th graders ( B-team). Da match was scheduled to kickstart as soon as col was over at a small piece of ground called ‘Red Hills’. Der wer excess num of players for da A-team. 15 ppl had 2 go in 2 cars nd 1 auto…7 in a santro, 5 in another santro nd 3 in an auto LOL. Afta havin a tough time durin da 20 min journey 2 da ground, evry1 had cramps nd collapsed on da road afta gettin outta da cars.

Der waz 1 more prob waitin for us in da ground. Half of da ground was occupied by sum lil kids who wer playin so-called cricket which actually din seem like 1. 30 mins wer past da scheduled time wen da kids left da ground. Den started da much awaited match. Da goalie of da A-team left 2 da stands afta da 1st 10 mins  due 2 heavy bleeding of his knees ( he actually dived 2 save a goal. but da ground had no grass damn!). Luckily they found a replacement. Da attackers of da A-team missed several opportunities of baggin a goal… u can actually call ‘em silly (no offense). At da end of da 1st half, da seniors wer leadin 3-0 nd wer in a commanding position.

B4 da 2nd half started, 4 players from da B-team left da ground due 2 sum reasons nd got sum not-so-strong replacements. In da 1st few mins, da B-team scored another goal making it 4-0 (f*ck!). Den da so-called miracle happened nd da A-team came bak strongly scoring a few goals one afta da other. Da score was 4-3 (wow!!!). Da match waz nearing its death. Durin da extra-time, da B-team scored a goal nd won da match 5-4 outsmarting da A-team. CONGRATS B-TEAM !!!!!

————-MAX