Mystery Behind Love Letter Uncovered

This is in response to the mystery behind the love letter which was found in Kunal’s possession. Officials have narrowed down the suspect list to one name, Shravan Kumar. Shravan Kumar, a boy from A05, sits next to Kunal in many periods. Witnesses have reported that Shravan Kumar has been seen trying to make physical contact with Kunal many times. It has also been reported that he occasionaly runs his hand all over Kunal’s body. Experts say that this is a rare case of homosexualism. When asked if he and Kunal are having any sort of relationship, he simply did not respond and failed to show any signs of disagreement. Although Kunal denies these evidences and just calls them “Rumors”, experts suspect that Kunal also has feelings for Shravan but is ashamed of revealing them in public. Also, people were shocked to know the results of flames done for Kunal and Shravan. The result was a whooping 87%. And the aftermath was even more shocking, the ace reporter Chetan and a fellow classmate Sanchit got jacked when trying to pass on the news to LP.

-beaver

Shocking new evidence uncovered about “The Love letter case”

Recent reports have been uncoverd by eyewitnesses that “Anaconda” a girl in A05 who wants to be killed by a snake is known to have authored the poem. It can be concluded that officials have also listed anaconda and as a secondary suspect in  the unexpected happeningunal. Kunal is still dumstruck……

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The flames incident

Today started as any other day. And the math class started like any other math class, we just took it for granted that it was a free period. Kunal had just come over the fact that some blind “GIRL” wrote him a love letter. Chetan and Sanchit were doin flames on Kunal and the main “homo-suspect”. Sanchit thought it would be a great idea to give the kunal the chit but in the process it came in the possesion oflp. The math sir caught him off guard and then took the chit. He went and called Vijay Vagrey who called an unexpecting Lp out. He asked lp who gave him the chit and he told him that sanchit gave it to him. He took Sanchit and Chetan down and started typing them suspention letters. Meanwhile in class lp was facing torture inside his head when he was being cheered up by Rahul reddy with his stupid “Jokes”. When Chetan and Sanchit came back to class there was a sign of relief on everyone’s face. In the end we just laughed about the incident……………… What can i say but that, “Another typical day in A05″

-Pumpkin

News – 3rd July ‘08

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