2 accidents in 1 day…..damnt !!!!!

Huh !! wat a day it was…..2 accidents in 1 day damn!!!! % days bak, 1 of da moderators along wid his frnds met wid 2 freakin accidents (actually 1 very minor nd 1 not-soo-major). 6 days bak, max totalled his car on banjara hills rd no. 45. Max nd his frnds wer goin 2 sum undisclosed place in his car nd beaver (another moderator)’s car fully loaded…sum ppl even had 2 sit in da trunk. LOL.

Evrytng was fyn until sum freak breaked his innova suddenly. Max was speedin up as da innova was far ahead…..but then due 2 da sudden brakin of da innova-bastard, max’s car jus touched da innova’s bumper. Then da bastard cam outta his car nd so did max nd had a verbal fight afta which da innova-bastard gv up nd left.

As usual, rd no. 45 was empty nd max was speedin up. Der wer caution boards 500m away nd der was also a water tanker parked behind da barricades. Max went whiskers-close nd cut wid da water tanker in an amazin style. All of his frnds in his car wer pissin in dis pants….especially beaver. Then max tried 2 understeer near da barricades nd was successful. But who knew that der was a bike right in front of da barricades….da unwanted tng happened. Da bike skid sum 100m or so nd da 2 pillion-riders also skid nd got their skin on their legs ripped slightly (jus a minor case). All of us got outta da car nd lifted da bike nd those 2 persons up. 1 person was not even able 2 walk… shit!!! We helped them by gvin water nd by washin their minor-wounds. Max was so tensed that he was sweatin badly wid his shirt drenched. Max alone spoke 2 them nd tried convincin them. Afta sum 30 mins of convincin nd makin up sum fake stories, they were about 2 leave. But then da bike din start. Afta sum adjustments wid da engine, it started…..but then da mud-pad was interferin wid da tyre. Max nd beaver had a hard time fixin it. Then they left nd evry1 had sum relief on their faces.

Der wer sum very minor-damages to max’s car which got fixed due 2 beaver’s help.

Afta all, it was as ny other day for max cuz he alwayz lyks to lv life on da edge……

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Depression Week

Hey everyone,

Before officialy announcing the reshuffling of the best batch in Fiitjee, A05, I’d like to give an update on what has actualy happened last week in the heart of Fiitjee. The week started off on a good note. A farewell for A05 was celebrated in Cafe Latte. The bad news also starts from here…..

Our Site Administrator Max hit his car 4 times that day! Yes 4 times! No joke…. All the other adminstrators and a few readers were also present at the scene. Our administrator got royaly jacked for the rest of the week…

I also ended up paying for repairs for people around me and was struck by the super duper bumper offer “Buy one get one free”.. TWICE!! And I had no one to copy from during the Phase Test..

Pumpkin as usual was in depression as everyone around him were sipping away coke…. He is banned from coke and people who are reading this are requested to tempt him as much as they can to have coke…

AKA BAKRA is still dumbstruck with Shravan Kumar and is trying to avoid any physical contact with him.

America is sad that all his uniform pants’ buttons have broke and that he is not the strongest in arm wrestling in class.

Mr. Patnaik is depressed as once the reshuffling is done, the class won’t *SHINE* for some mysterious reason.

Brand Factory is also depressed as there are no special offers in brand factory….

Dhruv Garg also got screwed for playing football with a broken tile today…. He was going to be suspended for the same reason. Now how dumb can the discipline incharges in fiitjee get?

All the Kumar’s are also depressed with their performance on the Phase test and their chances of getting in to A05 are shady…

The case is the same with a bird brain in our class who was supposed to be in A01, we could call him Monk for now.

And from what I have noticed even the teachers were quite sad this week,

French Drunkard for the first time in Fiitjee history did not have a full peg in the mornings….

N Babu is also going to miss us and is depressed that his hair is growing off and he wont have the Gajini look anymore…

GK is also quite sad that many people messed up in BITSAT…

Alok Baldie also is sad that he is losing hair and even when phase one is coming to an end, no one listens to him in class….

Hopefully most of us will be together once again and once again earn the title as The Worst Batch…

-BEAVER