26 July – Math.

This guy called anirudh gujrale was escorted into the class by mr. raman and mr. waghrey…he had won the bronze medal in the international maths olympiad. According to raman, he not only made fiitjee proud but made india proud too.He was supposedly the team leader too.He is also IIT AIR 236 doing his mechanical at IIT-Madras.

Coming to the funny part,

Vajpayee stared at the medal for like 10 seconds to check if it was original or got from koti. He started laughing which meant that it was original only. After some time he started laughing at all of us in a very funny way…he was like that he had taught him.So some of them were like sir, dont worry we’ll get the gold. He got pissed off with that and did his trademarak “Silence everybody”

All in all : It was fun.

—– stranger

ACCIDENTS!!! (3 IN A DAY)

One day after college, all of us decided to go to Latte for obvious reasons.

Only shotgun’s car was there and 6 of us jumped into the car.

Shotgun experiencing unexpected worries kept asking others if they could get their car.

As were passing by my house i said i’ll check if my car is in the house but it wasn’t .. so we headed to shotgun’s house .. Tallgun managed to get his car.

Naik,King,Tallgun and I went in Tallgun’s car with him driving.

#1

Then, at one turning tallgun went so close to an innova and provoked them.

Frightened because of Tallgun the innova overtook us and went ahead. So this was not actually an accident but an intension 2 scare da innova guy.

#2

But, Unsatisfied with the happening Tallgun went and banged the innova from behind slowly.

The Man driving got down and started shouting at Tallgun .. Just then, a lady got down from the car and opened the passenger seat side’s door .. and started shouting at King.. as he started to argue .. she slammed the door at him …King wanted 2 slap that fat ass but couldnt do it cuz it took place in a crowded area (even if it wasn’t crowded, he couldn’t hv done that cuz he has no guts).

Then, we reached Latte and had some fun with the world class Entertainer Naik…

After we got out of latte .. shotgun was keen on roaming around in the cars .. but this time.. Fatty drove Tallgun’s car for safety reasons as he was experienced in driving after passing 7 driving schools in Delhi. ..

But, Shotgun again wanted to see Tallgun drive .. so shotgun’s car was emptied and every1 sat in tallgun’s car..

#4

as we kept going on an empty road .. there was a GHMC caution board .. on seeing that board, Tallgun wid an intension of showin his drivin skills cut so close wid a water-tanker, then understeered near da boards and banged a Pulsar 150 (which was stopped right in front of da boards in da middle of da road wid da guy speakin on his phone) hard from behind .. King, Fatty, Naik nd shortgun wer pissin in their pants but i was suprised 2 c tallgun keepin his kool.

After 30 mins discussion and argument we got out of the problem coz the victim was a nice man …

And the best part of the whole thing was that Tallgun had to take the car back home within one hour and after repairing all the damages..

and then, due to shotgun’s generous heart, payment was made ..

Tallgun’s dad threw a private party at home and Tallgun enjoyed it till the last minute ..

CAST:
Tallgun-lead role
Shotgun-Billing
Supporting cast- Hyena,Naik,King,Fatty.

TALLGUN’S MAIN LINES THROUGHOUT …..

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———-Hyena