Rat in A04

Yesterday, site admins beaver and pumpkin were sitting in A04 during a break and chatting about how our site admin max would be beaten up because of the arm wrestling shit. When suddenly, beaver heard a squeek. Beaver immediately reacted and after a couple of seconds came to the conclusion that it was probably a car skidding on the road or something. However within a few seconds as pumpkin was shaking too much while laughing, a rat, YES A RAT, jumped out of the desk shelf

Unfortunate Event Which Turned Out To Be Very Fortunate

Our Site Moderator Max has commited suicide due to failure in his love matter with a certain konda. R.I.P Max, I hope you never come back to life again. We will be celebrating this very fortunate event with pride and enthusiasm. Life will never be as miserable as it was when Max was alive.

Your Mom

Special Candidates of A04

Hey everyone,

just giving everyone a quick update of what is happening in the batch A04. Most of the people in A04 are filled with nerds, geeks and “Rowdies”. The only happening people seem to be the konda bros, naik, beaver, sony and james bond. Comming to the list of “Special” or “Weird” candidates we have the following people:

Rowdie: Main activities: Irritating teachers, Stealing the watchman’s whistle, flirting with blackie   Location: 4th or 5th bench towards the extreme right Detailed analysis: very irritating tiny little girl. has an extremely high pitched voice too. doesnt know how to talk with teachers for nuts. gets into trouble almost everyday.   suspected to have some mysterious connection with watchman and his whistle.

Blackie aka not fair enough: Main Activities: Trying to impress girls by showing off his “excellent” academic skills, playing a black guitar darker than his face, jamming in random places like public toilets along with his “Band”. Location: Always seated in front of Rowdie Detailed analysis: Extremely irritating fellow. Tries his maximum level best to impress girls with one bekar guitar of his. Thinks he’s some rockstar from shopboyz. his favorite dialogue when it comes to his ranking in academics “not fair enough”. Thinks he is the best in academics and can whoop anyone’s ass. bastard couldnt even solve a simple trigonometric sum. thinks getting kicked out of class once is extremely cool. oh yea, he laughs like a gorilla looking only at rowdie and her partner.

Maniratnam: Main Activities: Nice Fellow but a little bit of Shravan Kumar here and there Location: First bench, extreme right corner Detailed Analysis: he walks in a very funny way. resembles shravan kumar in many ways too. Dont blame him to be on this list, he’s not irritating. actualy a good entertainment. Very Studious.

———–Beaver

Depression Week

Hey everyone,

Before officialy announcing the reshuffling of the best batch in Fiitjee, A05, I’d like to give an update on what has actualy happened last week in the heart of Fiitjee. The week started off on a good note. A farewell for A05 was celebrated in Cafe Latte. The bad news also starts from here…..

Our Site Administrator Max hit his car 4 times that day! Yes 4 times! No joke…. All the other adminstrators and a few readers were also present at the scene. Our administrator got royaly jacked for the rest of the week…

I also ended up paying for repairs for people around me and was struck by the super duper bumper offer “Buy one get one free”.. TWICE!! And I had no one to copy from during the Phase Test..

Pumpkin as usual was in depression as everyone around him were sipping away coke…. He is banned from coke and people who are reading this are requested to tempt him as much as they can to have coke…

AKA BAKRA is still dumbstruck with Shravan Kumar and is trying to avoid any physical contact with him.

America is sad that all his uniform pants’ buttons have broke and that he is not the strongest in arm wrestling in class.

Mr. Patnaik is depressed as once the reshuffling is done, the class won’t *SHINE* for some mysterious reason.

Brand Factory is also depressed as there are no special offers in brand factory….

Dhruv Garg also got screwed for playing football with a broken tile today…. He was going to be suspended for the same reason. Now how dumb can the discipline incharges in fiitjee get?

All the Kumar’s are also depressed with their performance on the Phase test and their chances of getting in to A05 are shady…

The case is the same with a bird brain in our class who was supposed to be in A01, we could call him Monk for now.

And from what I have noticed even the teachers were quite sad this week,

French Drunkard for the first time in Fiitjee history did not have a full peg in the mornings….

N Babu is also going to miss us and is depressed that his hair is growing off and he wont have the Gajini look anymore…

GK is also quite sad that many people messed up in BITSAT…

Alok Baldie also is sad that he is losing hair and even when phase one is coming to an end, no one listens to him in class….

Hopefully most of us will be together once again and once again earn the title as The Worst Batch…

-BEAVER

Mystery Behind Love Letter Uncovered

This is in response to the mystery behind the love letter which was found in Kunal’s possession. Officials have narrowed down the suspect list to one name, Shravan Kumar. Shravan Kumar, a boy from A05, sits next to Kunal in many periods. Witnesses have reported that Shravan Kumar has been seen trying to make physical contact with Kunal many times. It has also been reported that he occasionaly runs his hand all over Kunal’s body. Experts say that this is a rare case of homosexualism. When asked if he and Kunal are having any sort of relationship, he simply did not respond and failed to show any signs of disagreement. Although Kunal denies these evidences and just calls them “Rumors”, experts suspect that Kunal also has feelings for Shravan but is ashamed of revealing them in public. Also, people were shocked to know the results of flames done for Kunal and Shravan. The result was a whooping 87%. And the aftermath was even more shocking, the ace reporter Chetan and a fellow classmate Sanchit got jacked when trying to pass on the news to LP.

-beaver