The VBJ Affair

Rat Menace

Accordin to our sources in A04, 3 rats hv byn found in their class 2 evry1’s astonishment. Da 1st rat was spotted in da break tym wen it jumped frm no wer on2 pumpkin….. a rat on a hippo lol. Panic could be sensed frm A04ians. Then da hunt for da CULPRIT began…..which neva seemed 2 end. GK entered in2 da class nd waz not suprised 2 hear da news…it seemed as if he experienced dis stuff loads of tymes. Durin da nxt break, afta da cleanin staff cam, 2 more rats wer found takin da tally to 3.

So wat is da fiitjee management doin? Comment ya opinions on dis page nd help us in findin out wat is goin behind da scene in da fiitjee admin.

Ur frndly neighbourhood                                                                                                                                            MAX

FAWE Season-1 Results !!!

Da 1st season of da Fiitjee Arm Wrestlin Enterntainment  has finally concluded afta sum nerve-wrecklin matches in which da players sweated out 2 gv their best. Da tournie started at da scheduled tym 2 da astonishment of many ppl who tought it wouldn’t even take place. Da credit goes 2 da organiser Max who gathered all da players nd prepared a detailed schedule of each nd evry match well in advance in a very organised way.

As da tournie started, ppl were still joinin gvin max a hard tym to reschedule da whole blueprint. Most of da matches were jus for da sake of formality cuz most of da participants wer so damn weak lol….no offense. But quite a few matches wer interestin wid da players smash-bucklin nd strugglin until da very last moment.  One match btwn paedo nd loose pants created a contreversy cuz da principles of da tournie wer disobeyed thus goin against da very spirit of da tournie. Max had a tough tym in judgin da winner afta consultin all audience cuz it waz a crucial match.

Max waz sad cuz he cudn play da reason he waz da organiser. Da collections of da match wer less than da expected by 25% but waz still managed. Da proceedings of da tournie which lasted for 25 mins waz interrupted by da bloody security guard who waz peepin into da class frequently. Da cause if his peepin in2 da class is still not known nd an investigation has byn launched 2 find it out.

There wer thoughts of postponin da tournie 2 da nxt day cuz a very imp player i.e. 4pack waz absent. If he wud hv byn present, he would hv byn da winner for sure (i can bet u on that). Da other players had their dream cum true nd forced max not 2 postpone it cuz they knew tht they wudn get tht opportunity again. Sorry 4pack :c  . At last, da much awaited final took place nd then emerged da so-called winner paedo!!! CONGRATS!! Many ppl includin da organiser still tnk it waz a fluke or he bribed his opponent.

Here r da results of da semi-finals nd da grande finalé….

Semi-Final 1  -  KoS vs sum idiot……………….konda sr. won in record tym !!!!

Semi-Final 2  -  sum bastard vs paedo (another bastard)  it waz actually da battle of da bastards fightin 2 gain da title of da supreme nd da undisputed bastard………….paedo emerged as da ultimate bastard !!!!

Da Grande Finalé – KoS vs Paedo……………….paedo won due 2 da generous heart of KoS. Da reason came 2 b known afta paedo confessed tht he begged KoS 2 lose due 2 sum damn foolish reasons which cant b posted over here….sry readers!!!

Finally ended da 1st leg of da tournie which left many ppl in tears nd joy.

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another day at latté

As soon as da exam waz over, king, nigga boy, shine, beaver, max, 4pack nd loose pants wen2 latté. But da prob waz that most of ‘em wer in their uniforms…den cam 4pack 2 da rescue who wen2 his house nd got shirts for evry1. Though da shirts wer not compatible wid most of ‘em, they had no other choice but 2 wear ‘em….lol it waz so funny 2 c shine wid his shirt sumin below his knees. Der waz 1 more prob waitin for us at latté….der waz no space for us nd we wer forced 2 sit on da terrace wer it waz rainin. 4pack waz masterin da art of *o**ah. Nigga boy waz bored big time cuz he waz da only person who din hv da habit. King had troubles frm da very beginnin. Shine had occassional trials….he improved a lot frm da last time. Max waz zad cuz we had 2 leave soon without hvin much of it. King nd Shine had their usual sugar sachets (diabetes is sure on their way). 4pack waz high afta da trials. We soon had 2 depart.

Another group of ppl had 2 go 2 grill room afta da exam….but waz cancelled due 2 improper organisation. Evry1 cudn’t meet afta da exam due 2 varyin timings. So da plan waz postponed 2 near future.

So wat did u ppl do afta da exam tday??? comment it on dis page.

———-MAX

Street Fight

Dis video has byn taken secretly by a member of dis site. So pls do comment on it.

—–stranger

26 July – Math.

This guy called anirudh gujrale was escorted into the class by mr. raman and mr. waghrey…he had won the bronze medal in the international maths olympiad. According to raman, he not only made fiitjee proud but made india proud too.He was supposedly the team leader too.He is also IIT AIR 236 doing his mechanical at IIT-Madras.

Coming to the funny part,

Vajpayee stared at the medal for like 10 seconds to check if it was original or got from koti. He started laughing which meant that it was original only. After some time he started laughing at all of us in a very funny way…he was like that he had taught him.So some of them were like sir, dont worry we’ll get the gold. He got pissed off with that and did his trademarak “Silence everybody”

All in all : It was fun.

—– stranger

professor’s bday

R.I.P. Heath Ledger

Heath Andrew Ledger (April 4, 1979 – January 22, 2008) was an Academy Award-, BAFTA-, Golden Globe-, and SAG Award-nominated Australian film and television actor. After appearing in television roles during the 1990s, Ledger developed a movie career, appearing in nearly 20 films. He starred in both critical and box-office successes, including 10 Things I Hate About You, The Patriot, Monster’s Ball, A Knight’s Tale, Brokeback Mountain, and The Dark Knight. For his portrayal of Ennis Del Mar in Brokeback Mountain, Ledger won the 2005 New York Film Critics Circle Award for Best Actor and the 2006 “Best Actor” award from the Australian Film Institute and was nominated for the 2005 Oscar for “Best Actor in a Leading Role” and the 2006 “Best Actor” award from the BAFTA, as well as won an MTV Movie Award with Jake Gyllenhaal, for their “best kiss” in the film.

He played the Joker in the movie The Dark Knight, shortly before his death on January 22, 2008, from an accidental prescription drug overdose at age 28. His final film performance, uncompleted at the time of his death, is the role of Tony in Terry Gilliam’s forthcoming film The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Posthumously, on February 23, 2008, he shared the 2007 Independent Spirit Robert Altman Award with the rest of the ensemble cast, the director, and the casting director of the film I’m Not There, in which he portrayed a character named “Robbie Clark”, based on a stage in the life of Bob Dylan.

In addition to his work as an actor and as a producer and director of music videos, he also aspired to be a film director.

Numerous actors have made statements expressing their sorrow at Ledger’s death, including Daniel Day-Lewis who dedicated his Screen Actors Guild Award to Ledger, saying that he was inspired by Ledger’s acting; Day-Lewis praised Ledger’s performances in Monster’s Ball and Brokeback Mountain, describing the latter as “unique, perfect.”

Tribute:

————-MAX

Inaugural Arm Wrestling Challenge ©

The much awaited nd hyped ARM WRESTLING CHALLENGE © ‘ll b declared open on 6th August, ‘08, i.e da cumin wednesday*. Both da 11th graders nd da 12th graders r invited. The opponents ll b chosed randomly by da honourable moderators LOL. Interested ppl can post their application as a comment 2 dis post. On da inaugural day, da applicants r 2 meet max in da long-break (i.e. 8.10 am) sharp. Da points tally will b updated regularily on dis blog. Dis challenge is 2 take place once evry week. Da person wid da most num of points at da end of each month ll b fecilitated.

Nd da best part is that sponsorships r accepted. 1 competitor can hv max 2 sponsors. Da sponsors can trade their players at da end of evry month as soon as da winner is announced. Sponsors can submit their forms as a comment 2 dis post wid their details nd that of their players. kool right? Da winnin player nd his 2 sponsors get a treat by da other sponsors…no turnin bak. So choose ur players wisely.

This is a issue of prestige….so don take it lyte. Wanna impress sum1, then this platform might help u. It is also a matter of self-respect. So gv ur best 2 it !!!!!

LAST DATE FOR APPLICATIONS IS 4TH AUG.

OPPENENTS LL B PAIRED UP RANDOMLY ND PUT ON DA BLOG ON 5th AUG….SO DO CUM BAK.

CAN NY1 HELP US BY RECOMMENDIN DA RIGHT PLACE 2 HOST DIS EVENT cuz it cant take place in da classrooms.

* date of da competetion is subjected 2 change without prior notice. In case of a change, it will immediately b updated on da blog. So keep checkin…

** Terms nd Conditions apply

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Teaser:

A funny way to win an arm wrestling battle

———-MAX

2 accidents in 1 day…..damnt !!!!!

Huh !! wat a day it was…..2 accidents in 1 day damn!!!! % days bak, 1 of da moderators along wid his frnds met wid 2 freakin accidents (actually 1 very minor nd 1 not-soo-major). 6 days bak, max totalled his car on banjara hills rd no. 45. Max nd his frnds wer goin 2 sum undisclosed place in his car nd beaver (another moderator)’s car fully loaded…sum ppl even had 2 sit in da trunk. LOL.

Evrytng was fyn until sum freak breaked his innova suddenly. Max was speedin up as da innova was far ahead…..but then due 2 da sudden brakin of da innova-bastard, max’s car jus touched da innova’s bumper. Then da bastard cam outta his car nd so did max nd had a verbal fight afta which da innova-bastard gv up nd left.

As usual, rd no. 45 was empty nd max was speedin up. Der wer caution boards 500m away nd der was also a water tanker parked behind da barricades. Max went whiskers-close nd cut wid da water tanker in an amazin style. All of his frnds in his car wer pissin in dis pants….especially beaver. Then max tried 2 understeer near da barricades nd was successful. But who knew that der was a bike right in front of da barricades….da unwanted tng happened. Da bike skid sum 100m or so nd da 2 pillion-riders also skid nd got their skin on their legs ripped slightly (jus a minor case). All of us got outta da car nd lifted da bike nd those 2 persons up. 1 person was not even able 2 walk… shit!!! We helped them by gvin water nd by washin their minor-wounds. Max was so tensed that he was sweatin badly wid his shirt drenched. Max alone spoke 2 them nd tried convincin them. Afta sum 30 mins of convincin nd makin up sum fake stories, they were about 2 leave. But then da bike din start. Afta sum adjustments wid da engine, it started…..but then da mud-pad was interferin wid da tyre. Max nd beaver had a hard time fixin it. Then they left nd evry1 had sum relief on their faces.

Der wer sum very minor-damages to max’s car which got fixed due 2 beaver’s help.

Afta all, it was as ny other day for max cuz he alwayz lyks to lv life on da edge……

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Teaser:

will b uploaded soon…….keep visitin