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The VBJ Affair
The great re-shuffling
After a whole week of depression and waiting the resuffling test marks were finally released. It was crazy. Rahul reddy got into3rd batch(was expected), Chetan and Mr.Patnaik(assim) huge suraj and good boy ajay got into 4th batch, Bakra and eveeryone else got into 5th and 6th batch and unexpextedly L.p and Karthik got into the 7th. The whole thing is false said an ex A02 student when asked about him being sent into the 7th batch. The main fiitjee staff decline comment and some teachers are as baffeled as the students. Updates will be given shortly.
Rat in A04
Yesterday, site admins beaver and pumpkin were sitting in A04 during a break and chatting about how our site admin max would be beaten up because of the arm wrestling shit. When suddenly, beaver heard a squeek. Beaver immediately reacted and after a couple of seconds came to the conclusion that it was probably a car skidding on the road or something. However within a few seconds as pumpkin was shaking too much while laughing, a rat, YES A RAT, jumped out of the desk shelf
Our Site Moderator Max has commited suicide due to failure in his love matter with a certain konda. R.I.P Max, I hope you never come back to life again. We will be celebrating this very fortunate event with pride and enthusiasm. Life will never be as miserable as it was when Max was alive.
Your Mom
Special Candidates of A04
Hey everyone,
just giving everyone a quick update of what is happening in the batch A04. Most of the people in A04 are filled with nerds, geeks and “Rowdies”. The only happening people seem to be the konda bros, naik, beaver, sony and james bond. Comming to the list of “Special” or “Weird” candidates we have the following people:
Rowdie: Main activities: Irritating teachers, Stealing the watchman’s whistle, flirting with blackie Location: 4th or 5th bench towards the extreme right Detailed analysis: very irritating tiny little girl. has an extremely high pitched voice too. doesnt know how to talk with teachers for nuts. gets into trouble almost everyday. suspected to have some mysterious connection with watchman and his whistle.
Blackie aka not fair enough: Main Activities: Trying to impress girls by showing off his “excellent” academic skills, playing a black guitar darker than his face, jamming in random places like public toilets along with his “Band”. Location: Always seated in front of Rowdie Detailed analysis: Extremely irritating fellow. Tries his maximum level best to impress girls with one bekar guitar of his. Thinks he’s some rockstar from shopboyz. his favorite dialogue when it comes to his ranking in academics “not fair enough”. Thinks he is the best in academics and can whoop anyone’s ass. bastard couldnt even solve a simple trigonometric sum. thinks getting kicked out of class once is extremely cool. oh yea, he laughs like a gorilla looking only at rowdie and her partner.
Maniratnam: Main Activities: Nice Fellow but a little bit of Shravan Kumar here and there Location: First bench, extreme right corner Detailed Analysis: he walks in a very funny way. resembles shravan kumar in many ways too. Dont blame him to be on this list, he’s not irritating. actualy a good entertainment. Very Studious.
———–Beaver
26 July – Math.
This guy called anirudh gujrale was escorted into the class by mr. raman and mr. waghrey…he had won the bronze medal in the international maths olympiad. According to raman, he not only made fiitjee proud but made india proud too.He was supposedly the team leader too.He is also IIT AIR 236 doing his mechanical at IIT-Madras.
Coming to the funny part,
Vajpayee stared at the medal for like 10 seconds to check if it was original or got from koti. He started laughing which meant that it was original only. After some time he started laughing at all of us in a very funny way…he was like that he had taught him.So some of them were like sir, dont worry we’ll get the gold. He got pissed off with that and did his trademarak “Silence everybody” 
All in all : It was fun.
—– stranger
This is in response to the mystery behind the love letter which was found in Kunal’s possession. Officials have narrowed down the suspect list to one name, Shravan Kumar. Shravan Kumar, a boy from A05, sits next to Kunal in many periods. Witnesses have reported that Shravan Kumar has been seen trying to make physical contact with Kunal many times. It has also been reported that he occasionaly runs his hand all over Kunal’s body. Experts say that this is a rare case of homosexualism. When asked if he and Kunal are having any sort of relationship, he simply did not respond and failed to show any signs of disagreement. Although Kunal denies these evidences and just calls them “Rumors”, experts suspect that Kunal also has feelings for Shravan but is ashamed of revealing them in public. Also, people were shocked to know the results of flames done for Kunal and Shravan. The result was a whooping 87%. And the aftermath was even more shocking, the ace reporter Chetan and a fellow classmate Sanchit got jacked when trying to pass on the news to LP.
-beaver
Recent reports have been uncoverd by eyewitnesses that “Anaconda” a girl in A05 who wants to be killed by a snake is known to have authored the poem. It can be concluded that officials have also listed anaconda and as a secondary suspect in the unexpected happeningunal. Kunal is still dumstruck……
-pumpkin
The flames incident
Today started as any other day. And the math class started like any other math class, we just took it for granted that it was a free period. Kunal had just come over the fact that some blind “GIRL” wrote him a love letter. Chetan and Sanchit were doin flames on Kunal and the main “homo-suspect”. Sanchit thought it would be a great idea to give the kunal the chit but in the process it came in the possesion oflp. The math sir caught him off guard and then took the chit. He went and called Vijay Vagrey who called an unexpecting Lp out. He asked lp who gave him the chit and he told him that sanchit gave it to him. He took Sanchit and Chetan down and started typing them suspention letters. Meanwhile in class lp was facing torture inside his head when he was being cheered up by Rahul reddy with his stupid “Jokes”. When Chetan and Sanchit came back to class there was a sign of relief on everyone’s face. In the end we just laughed about the incident……………… What can i say but that, “Another typical day in A05″
-Pumpkin
